Well! I haven't posted on here in like a trillion fortnights!

So, assuming that no one is going to read this post, I will tell 5 of my deepest secrets.

Secret Number 1: This isn't really a fashion blog.
Now, you may say, "That's not a secret; it's quite obvious by the way you've barely mentioned anything about fashion other than whining about some dress! Get a life, you frickin' dumbass!" Because, I mean, that's what I would say if I were somebody else.

Secret Number 2: My name isn't really Sophie.
I don't want to say my real name. Because my real name blows. 'Nuff said.

Secret Number 3: I gained 7 pounds this summer.
Because I clearly wasn't fat enough already, but now...I mean, the other day I wore a bikini to the beach, and somebody thought I was yo momma!

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Sorry. I clearly didn't gain any maturity.

Secret Number 4: I like watching Disney Channel.
Although I HATE the Jonas Brothers, and I'm so over Zac Efron. I've moved onto the guy who plays Jim--John K-something--on The Office. He has good looks and brains. Did you know he went to Brown and majored in English Literature? Yeah. Suck that, Nick Jonas.
But anyway. Back to Disney Channel. I like watching it. I like laying on the couch eating an orange buddy cringing because Miley is wearing a horrid outfit and sounds like a dying T-Rex from Jurassic Park with a way over-exaggerated Southern drawl.

And last but not least....

Secret Number 5: I don't care about your blog!
Sorry.

So now you know everything about me. Use the information wisely. And remember, if you are reading this you have no life.

Ciao!

Sophie Whose Name Isn't Really Sophie